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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Real Life Ways to Make Time for Fitness
If we're honest with ourselves, most of us are in denial about our health. I used to believe that I did not have time for working out or...
Lisa Kelly
May 27, 20202 min read
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Weights For Super Powers You Didn't Know You Had!
I'm not here to tell you all the science-based evidence proving how beneficial it is for women to lift weights. For one - there are tons...
Lisa Kelly
May 20, 20203 min read
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Nutrition Terms and What They Mean
It’s so easy to get lost in the information overload of nutrition facts, tips and science. Just picking up a food item and trying to...
Lisa Kelly
May 13, 20202 min read
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The Worst Fitness Advice I've Heard
When I first started really working out more and getting into fitness almost 8 years ago, I heard some of the craziest things out of...
Lisa Kelly
May 6, 20203 min read
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