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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Client Spotlight: Jenna
Have a break from me telling you how fitness can work for you no matter your lifestyle and hear it from a client instead! Meet Jenna -...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 13, 20213 min read
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Free Download: Weekly Meal Planner
Nutrition is where most of us struggle - what do I eat? What should I make? What's for dinner?... And on and on it goes! It took me a lot...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 6, 20211 min read
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Good Mental Health Resolutions to Make
There is always a lot of focus and marketing on New Year's resolutions that are about our physical image - and our mental and emotional...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 30, 20202 min read
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When Real Life Happens: Here's How My Good Habits Help
Sh*t Happens. Life Happens. To all of us - no matter your walk of life or profession. And that includes me. As a trainer, I face the same...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 23, 20204 min read
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