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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Sleep and Cravings
We’ve all been there … You have a crappy night of sleep and the whole next day; you want to eat all.the.food. And despite all the food,...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 8, 20232 min read
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Hello Old Friend: Night-time Cravings!
During my hardest times with nutrition and binge eating (going back about ten years ago), night-time cravings are what took me down every...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 1, 20232 min read
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Balance Training: Your Staying Upright Power!
This month, we’re kicking off the new year by focusing on fitness and the four types of exercises your body needs! I’ll take you through...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 25, 20232 min read
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Flexibility Training: Your Moving Power!
This month, we’re kicking off the new year by focusing on fitness and the four types of exercises your body needs! I’ll take you through...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 18, 20232 min read
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