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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Do You Have Diet Damage?
If I had a dollar for each time I was asked "What's the best diet I should go on?", I'd be a lot less broke. Well, probably not since I...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 5, 20232 min read
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Your Excuse Anti-Venom: Online Personal Training
Have you been here all month?! If so, you’re armed with some mindset shifting knowledge to create real change and that makes my trainer...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 29, 20233 min read
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Get Off The All or Nothing Ride For Good
At some point in your life, you’ve likely rode the “All or Nothing” ride…and if you’re like most of us, you’ve probably been on the ride...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 22, 20234 min read
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How Do I Get Clients to Exercise If They Hate it?
I get asked this question on a regular basis….”How do you get your clients to exercise if they hate it?” It would be awesome to have some...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 15, 20232 min read
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