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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Nutrition Hacks for the Laziest Ones
Are you tired of complicated diets, confusing nutrition labels, and meal prep that requires a Ph.D. in culinary arts? Fear not, because...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 23, 20232 min read
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Embracing Daily Movement for a Life That Keeps on Grooving!
Of course workouts are something I promote, but if you’re not moving the rest of the day or moving very little, then I’m sorry to say,...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 16, 20233 min read
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Mind Your Muscles: Stay Present and Get Strong!
Are you ready to kick some serious butt while simultaneously achieving inner peace? Well, you're in the right place because today we're...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 9, 20232 min read
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Free Challenge: Revive in 4!
🌟 Get Ready to Revive in 4! 🌟 Are you feeling like a human yo-yo, being pulled in a million different directions? Don't worry, because...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 2, 20233 min read
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