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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


The Top 4 Life Hacks for Immediate Health Gains (No, Seriously)
Come here, weary traveler of internet rabbit holes of nonsense information for health and fitness. I know you’re tired of the pushy sales...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 18, 20233 min read
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The Scale Sucks as a BFF: Meet the Power of Habits
Alright, let's cut to the chase. Your scale is not your BFF. If it was, it would give you compliments instead of numbers or at least tell...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 11, 20233 min read
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Client Spotlight: Shelley
Have a break from me telling you how fitness can work for you no matter your lifestyle and hear it from a client instead! Meet Shelley -...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 4, 20232 min read
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Sculpt and Strengthen: Mastering My Favorite Fitness Moves
I'm excited to share a few of my all-time favorite moves that consistently deliver fantastic results. Whether you're aiming to build...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 27, 20232 min read
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