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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Ditch Perfection, Embrace Consistency: A Guide to Real Health and Fitness
Do you find yourself daydreaming about the perfect workout routine, the perfect meal plan, or the perfect body you think you should have?...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 15, 20232 min read
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The Power of Good Habits: 3 Steps to Build Them Strong
You are what you repeatedly do – sorry. You can talk all you like but until your actions match your works and those actions are...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 8, 20233 min read
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Refire Fitness Bingo Contest - November 2023
It's back by popular demand! Last time, Refire Fitness Bingo had you working on healthy habits all month long and brought out many...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 1, 20232 min read
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My Personal Fitness and Health Guidelines: What I Live By
I don’t eat kale or do burpees (because…why would you?!). I don’t eat chicken and broccoli for days on end (heck, I don’t even really eat...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 25, 20233 min read
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