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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Mastering Time Management for a Healthier You
Welcome to the chaotic circus of life, where juggling work, family, your health and a social life feels like a never ending balancing...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 7, 20242 min read
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Functionality Matters: Why Being Fit Shouldn't Feel Like Learning the Periodic Table
Have you ever felt like fitness is a complex foreign language, filled with jargon and routines that seem detached from real life? Well,...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 31, 20242 min read
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Excuse Me, Excuses: Get the Heck Outta Here
If you've ever found yourself tangled in the web of barriers and drowning in a sea of excuses on your fitness journey, this one's for...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 24, 20242 min read
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Setting Goals That Won't Make You Roll Your Eyes: Fitness Edition
If you're tired of eye-rolling clichés and resolutions that fizzle out faster than a New Year's Eve firework, you're in the right place....
Lisa Kelly
Jan 17, 20242 min read
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