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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!
Lisa Kelly
Feb 26, 20202 min read
Be Aware of The Eating Cycle You're In and Regain Your Power
You ate three doughnuts and you didn’t even really want one. But you felt worried and anxious. About what? Who knows - probably about...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 9, 20192 min read
Taking Back Your Power From Emotional Eating
You ate three doughnuts and you didn’t even really want one. But you felt worried and anxious. About what? Who knows - probably about...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 17, 20192 min read
Lazy Snack Ideas
I get it, life is frigging busy and kids are super demanding (like, all.the.time) - even the easiest meal prep can seem overwhelming! So...
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Lisa Kelly
Jun 26, 20192 min read
Your Body Talks - Do You Listen?
It's a pressure like something is sitting on my chest. It weighs me down so heavily that it's exhausting to simply get up out of of...
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Lisa Kelly
Jun 19, 20193 min read
Shape Your Body With Strength Training
When I talk to women about weight training, I usually get odd looks and shaking heads. Despite the proven benefits that come with lifting...
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Lisa Kelly
May 15, 20192 min read
Find the Magic in the Mess
This is for anyone who is feeling frustrated with their progress - anyone who is questioning the process and feeling like they are not...
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Lisa Kelly
Apr 10, 20192 min read
The Awesome Power of Small Goals
Having big, scary goals is great - they take you out of your comfort zone and teach you a lot about yourself. But when it comes to health...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 4, 20181 min read
Guided Self-Care for Times When You're Lost
Even if you're pretty good at taking time-outs for yourself, we've all had moments where we felt like we were going to fall under heavy...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 2, 20182 min read
Finding Motivation on Bad Days
Sometimes they come from something happening and sometimes they come out of nowhere. Bad days can seemingly just appear - where you feel...
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Lisa Kelly
Sep 20, 20182 min read
Want Results? Find the Magic in the Mess
This is for anyone who is feeling frustrated with their progress - anyone who is questioning the process and feeling like they are not...
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Lisa Kelly
Sep 4, 20182 min read
A Few of My Favourite Things
The market is filled with health and wellness products - some are great and some are useless! I'm not claiming to be an expert on what...
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Lisa Kelly
Aug 14, 20181 min read
Keep it Simple with Macronutrients
It's so easy to get lost in an angry sea of over complicated nutrition information. Most people end up more confused and frustrated...
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Lisa Kelly
Aug 7, 20182 min read
Your Body is Trying to Tell You Something!
It's a pressure like something is sitting on my chest. It weighs me down so heavily that it's exhausting to simply get up out of of...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 26, 20182 min read
Be Aware of The Eating Cycle You're In and Regain Your Power
You ate three doughnuts and you didn’t even really want one. But you felt worried and anxious. About what? Who knows - probably about...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 12, 20182 min read
Lazy Snack Ideas
Despite me sharing some simple and easy meal prep ideas, I've had people ask me for no cook options for quick convenience. I get it, life...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 10, 20182 min read
Natural Headache Remedies
Headaches are a common problem that can stop you in your tracks - it can affect your work, your workouts and your social events. I have a...
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