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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Lisa Kelly
May 12, 20212 min read
5 Reasons You're Not Getting Results
Nearly everyone goes through a plateau from time to time. It’s not a fun place to be - but the good news is that if you do experience one...
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Lisa Kelly
May 5, 20211 min read
Free Download: Break Through Your Plateau
🔥STUCK IN A PLATEAU? Get my FREE “Break Through Your Plateau” Guide! (Limited Time) 👉Fact: Even if you do everything “right” to get the...
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Lisa Kelly
Apr 21, 20212 min read
9 Easy Ways to Start Your Day Off Great
How would you describe your morning routine? Hectic, calm, nonexistent … ? I’ve got a fun checklist for you this morning. It will help...
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Lisa Kelly
Apr 14, 20212 min read
Plan Tonight for Tomorrow’s Success
Remember when you were little, and it was the last day of summer vacation? That means that tomorrow would be your first day back at...
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Lisa Kelly
Mar 24, 20212 min read
How Your Core Impacts Your Mental Health
We’re going to go over on how your posture (and core strength) can affect your mood and stress level … and vice versa. Take a second and...
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Lisa Kelly
Mar 17, 20213 min read
Exercises for a Stronger Core
It’s true - an out-of-balance core can make it a LOT harder for you to reach your fitness and strength goals. Imagine your core is like a...
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Lisa Kelly
Mar 10, 20213 min read
7 Warning Signs You Have a Weak Core
Your core muscles are some of the most important in your body since they support your spine and your internal organs and you know…they...
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Lisa Kelly
Mar 3, 20212 min read
What Makes Core Strength So Important
This month, I’m going to be focusing on a big part of our bodies – the core (aka abs, stomach muscles). Read to the end for details on a...
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Lisa Kelly
Feb 24, 20212 min read
Four Part Sleep Series 4/4: Real Life Advice From Sleepy People
For the fourth and final part of this sleep series, I wanted to keep it real. You know the usual tips and tricks – maybe they work some...
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Lisa Kelly
Feb 17, 20213 min read
Four Part Sleep Series 3/4: Coping With Bad Sleep
Rough night last night? We’ve all been there and some of us, a lot more than others! Welcome to part 3 of the sleep series! We’ve talked...
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Lisa Kelly
Feb 10, 20213 min read
Four Part Sleep Series 2/4: Good Sleep Strategies
Last week we went into why sleep is important and this week I want to go over some strategies to help you improve your sleep. Sleep often...
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Lisa Kelly
Dec 30, 20202 min read
Good Mental Health Resolutions to Make
There is always a lot of focus and marketing on New Year's resolutions that are about our physical image - and our mental and emotional...
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Lisa Kelly
Feb 26, 20202 min read
Be Aware of The Eating Cycle You're In and Regain Your Power
You ate three doughnuts and you didn’t even really want one. But you felt worried and anxious. About what? Who knows - probably about...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 9, 20192 min read
Taking Back Your Power From Emotional Eating
You ate three doughnuts and you didn’t even really want one. But you felt worried and anxious. About what? Who knows - probably about...
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Lisa Kelly
Sep 18, 20193 min read
Drop the Diets - Shift Your Mindset!
Most people can agree that they have “been there, done that” when it comes to jumping on and off bandwagons of the latest diet trend....
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Lisa Kelly
Jun 26, 20192 min read
Your Body Talks - Do You Listen?
It's a pressure like something is sitting on my chest. It weighs me down so heavily that it's exhausting to simply get up out of of...
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Lisa Kelly
Jun 19, 20193 min read
Shape Your Body With Strength Training
When I talk to women about weight training, I usually get odd looks and shaking heads. Despite the proven benefits that come with lifting...
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Lisa Kelly
May 15, 20192 min read
Find the Magic in the Mess
This is for anyone who is feeling frustrated with their progress - anyone who is questioning the process and feeling like they are not...
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Lisa Kelly
Mar 13, 20192 min read
Take Care of Your Self Image
When I first got really into fitness and strength training, I began to follow a lot of popular fitness women on social media. I wanted to...
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Lisa Kelly
Jan 16, 20193 min read
Drop the Diets - Shift Your Mindset!
Most people can agree that they have “been there, done that” when it comes to jumping on and off bandwagons of the latest diet trend....
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