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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Steps to Start Changing Your Relationship with Food
Whether you’re an emotional eater or just feel out of control with food, you are not alone in having an unbalanced relationship with...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 1, 20212 min read
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Four Part Sleep Series 1/4: Why is Sleep Important
So on top of working out, eating well and you know – every other responsibility in your life, you also want to make sure you sleep well....
Lisa Kelly
Feb 3, 20213 min read
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Healthy Habits During This Time
I am not going to tell you how to do a home workout or give you a list of healthy recipes to try. Those topics are already out there and...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 27, 20213 min read
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Building a Fitness Plan That Works for You
These steps can help you build a program that not only suits you but that works! Being consistent is the key to results so using these...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 20, 20213 min read
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Good Eats: Snacks, Snacks, Snacks!
It's snack time somewhere baby- especially since there is no where to go! I've always been a snacker and while I've exchanged some...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 15, 20202 min read
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Healthy Habits During This Time
I am not going to tell you how to do a home workout or give you a list of healthy recipes to try. Those topics are already out there and...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 1, 20203 min read
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Building a Fitness Plan That Works for You
With a shift in just about everyone's routines through these times, you can still build a plan that works for you. You'll want to come...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 25, 20203 min read
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Building a Fitness Plan That Works for You
These steps can help you build a program that not only suits you but that works! Being consistent is the key to results so using these...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 25, 20193 min read
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Change How You Think About Exercise
The great thing about our thinking patterns is that we have the ability to change them! You don't have to think of exercise as a struggle...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 21, 20192 min read
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Lazy Snack Ideas
I get it, life is frigging busy and kids are super demanding (like, all.the.time) - even the easiest meal prep can seem overwhelming! So...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 17, 20192 min read
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Under the Weights: More Than Muscle
Most days, I feel pretty good. I'm happy and feel confident. But there are days where I feel...broken. On those days, I have to...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 3, 20192 min read
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How My Workouts Saved My Mental Health
In early 2017, I felt like I got thrown onto a ride I never asked to be on. It took me at top speed through mental and emotional hills...
Lisa Kelly
May 22, 20194 min read
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Change How You Think About Exercise
The great thing about our thinking patterns is that we have the ability to change them! You don't have to think of exercise as a struggle...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 17, 20182 min read
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Good Eats: Snacks, Snacks, Snacks!
It's snack time somewhere baby! I've always been a snacker and while I've exchanged some unhealthy ones for healthy ones over the years,...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 2, 20182 min read
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Lazy Snack Ideas
Despite me sharing some simple and easy meal prep ideas, I've had people ask me for no cook options for quick convenience. I get it, life...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 12, 20182 min read
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Natural Headache Remedies
Headaches are a common problem that can stop you in your tracks - it can affect your work, your workouts and your social events. I have a...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 10, 20182 min read
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Good Eats: Philly Cheese Steak Zucchini Boats
I love recipes that take something I love and add healthy twists. I'm down for anything Philly Cheese Steak related and this recipe is...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 3, 20182 min read
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Good Eats: Chicken, Veggies & Sweet Potato
I’m down for easy recipes that require little ingredients and even less dishes! This recipe meets all of the above and it’s delicious!...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 14, 20181 min read
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Body Confidence Issues Affect Trainers Too!
As the warm weather rolled in this month, I jumped at the chance to pull out my summer clothes that have been stored away for what felt...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 12, 20182 min read
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Staying On Track Over the Weekend
I have a lot of clients tell me that they find the weekends the hardest to stay on routine with since schedules are so different. If...
Lisa Kelly
May 1, 20182 min read
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