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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


The "All or Nothing" Mindset Is Ruining Your Relationship With Food
You’re Not “On” or “Off” a Diet—You’re Just…Eating. Does this sound familiar: You start a new “clean eating” plan. You’re all in. No...
Lisa Kelly
13 hours ago2 min read
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Building Habits That Stick, Even When You're Not Feeling It
There are days when the motivation is high, and we feel like we could conquer the world. But...there are also days when getting out of...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 192 min read
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Why Perfectionism Is Holding You Back (And How to Let It Go)
I know, I know... perfection sounds nice in theory. But perfection is the enemy of progress. The constant pursuit of perfection is...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 52 min read
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How to Stay Motivated When the Excitement Fades
I like to teach my clients that motivation is like a spark—it’s exciting at first, but it doesn’t last forever. The truth is, if you’re...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 192 min read
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